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Anonymous asked: Do you ever get lonely traveling by yourself? part of the reason why I started dancing is because I don't have friends and I'm really lonely most of the time

sometimes I do. but I have skype dates with friends from back home in wisco and talk 24/7 to my texas friends plus when im traveling I LOVE to go out to local events and I tend to meet a lot of awesome people who l like to show me around the city! also twitter/tumblr/insta have all been amazing to meet people in cities I stop in/pass through ☺ what city do you dance in? maybe I can tell you some rad people/places to check out ☺

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Anonymous asked: Can you post pics of all your tats? :)

yeah just let me take pics ☺

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Anonymous asked: What club are you going to in Miami? I know theres like a million black clubs

tootsies!!!! There is no better place to dance in america!

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Anonymous asked: What's it like traveling by yourself? I wanna do the same thing, but flying instead.

I love it. idk. thats how I started dancing ad an actual job. idk its nice to do what you want and work when you want and leave whenever without having other people to worry about.

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It

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Maybe in some other lifetime, or somewhere down the road we might meet up at the right time. G-Eazy (via keepupfreeup)

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Anonymous asked: whats Miami like?

im not sure yet haha im im in tampa right now and leave for miami on sunday! But it’s SO hot.

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Anonymous asked: Do a lot of girls go by the name Sasha?

well there can be only 1 girl per name per club and out of the 11 ive worked at Ive met 3 I think

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And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you. (via truelycaramel)

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Anonymous asked: How many hours would you work a day? sorry I don't want to be annoying! also, I know you don't make much on the weekday right? how much should I expect to take home on weekdays?

its cool :) I usually work between 8-12 hours a day 6 days a week. and yeah I make around 700-1200 on a weekday. its all about the hustle honey. you can make thousands as long as you know how to work people (given youre working nights, otherwise 400-800 for day shift) 😙

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